Mop and Suzies theory on ... What makes a bachelorette eligible?

Now that the search for Perth's most eligible bachelor is over, the search is on for Perth's most eligible bachelorettes. Now we momentarily considered entering this search, but whilst looking at the entry form we began to wonder "What exactly is an eligible bachelorette?"

We are assuming that the eligibility of a bachelorette is based on the male's opinion of the bachelorette in question. In essence, this would surely mean that the eligible bachelorettes were attractive looking, with hot bodies and hopefully a personality and job that will fuel the man's ego and make him feel important. The woman in question would also benefit from a few other traits. We have outlined our potential applications below:

Name and details: Girl. (does this information really matter)
Occupation: Personal Assistant to director of Tooheys.
In a few words, tell us why the nominee is a desirable single: nymphomaniac, enjoys staying at home whilst man goes out with his mates and happy to pick his drunk arse up at any time of day or night, great cook, great fun to be around and good at entertaining others, spends very little money and hates shopping (but always looks fantastic), gets unlimited free beer from work, doesnt mind guys who are balding and have a beer gut, no living parents, likes the toilet seat to be left up, gets ready to go out in approximately 30 seconds, likes watching all sports and shouting at a television, laughs at partner's jokes (even when not funny)....