The best birthday present ever...

Everyone loves presents. There is no doubt about it. What is great is when you get an awesome present that you know the person put heaps of thought and effort into. A great example is this present from Jess, Suzie's sister.

1. Card - the card is really the most important part cos thats the bit where they write nice things about you. For the occasion, Jess chose a particularly good card, obviously made in some Asian country with the message "Please accept my best wishes." Who knew you had to ask someone to give them your best wishes???

2. Plastic tablecloth - this is a quite hideous, plastic-backed table cloth. Fow what reason it was chosen we don't know. When asked what she wanted for her birthday, Suz said "I don't know...maybe some stuff for the house." A plastic table cloth is surely the answer.

3. 4 blue plastic bowls - bowls for eating out of. Why? Because Jess doesn't like it when she comes over and has to eat out of the square bowls that we have. A very generous gift.

4. Incense - this is some smelly coconot stuff. Maybe Jess is telling us that we stink??

5. Black scarf and black bag - these two necessary items will never go astray in Suzie's wardrobe.

6. Babysitters club book - Gotta love novelty items. This book (a bargain at only 60c) was chosen because Suz used to read Babysitters club and this particular book is about a birthday. So thoughtful.

7. Earring and brooch - Every girl loves accessories and these were very well chosen ones. Well done Jess, you bloody legend.

and...the best thing of all...

NOVELTY OVERSIZED STAR SHAPED SUNGLASSES!! Enough said.

So...a huge thanks to Jess for the awesome present and tanks to everyone else that helped to make Suzie's 23rd birthday special xox