The University of Mop and Suzie

It is an interesting thing. On Wednesday, when Mop and Suzie were scoping out the last week of Perth's Most Eligible Bachelors in The West Australian, we came across one bloke who was an "exercise physiologist". We both wondered with this, what exactly is an exercise physiologist, is it just a glorified gym instructor?

Come later that evening, in a discussions with one of the girls, who claimed when she finished her uni degree, she is going to keep working in retail, and still be an exercise physiologist - who apparently is somebody who has completed a Degree in Sports Science.

This made us think that perhaps Sports Science degrees (or Human Movement for you fancy "i'm too cool" people out there...) are perhaps as as arbitrary as Arts degrees, in that you pay $30 000 for an education, and if you don't become a teacher, you basically have nothing else to do with your overpriced education.

Right as we speak, Mop should be working on one of her 5000 assignments she has to do in order to complete her Business degree. Eventually she will get a real job. Suzie has a Teaching degree, and has a real job. However, we have decided to establish our own University.

The "University of Mop and Suzie", will give you the chance to earn a Bachelor's Degree of Sweet F-A, Majoring in Sitting on Your Arse. Most job prospects will have you earning somewhere between $100 000 and $150 000 per annum, all by watching box sets of Sex and the City (or the male equivalent).

Registration for the University of Mop and Suzie can be completed by writing a comment...

(And apologies to all you Sports Science / Arts wannabes, we know you work just as hard as what the rest of us do)