House Rules

We often have people at our house before going out and we often find that on Saturday and Sunday mornings the house is a mess - rubbish, dishes, dress-ups, matresses etc. We also found that there was often a strange smell coming from the kitchen...caused by people taking food out of the fridge to put their drinks in (in case you were wondering, milk says 'store below 4 degrees' for a reason).

With this in mind we have formulated some rules to be followed when at our house.....

(1) Don’t be a sad-sack. Smiling must be observable at all times. When we say “say cheese”, we mean it.
(2) Dress ups are located in the pantry in the large box on the right. If you wish to wear some sort of novelty item, feel free to go and get one, but it must be returned to its rightful location. Eg. Do not leave on table in backyard.
(3) Garbage bags are located at various “drop spots” around the backyard. Please place all rubbish, including beer cans, bottles, cups, food, people that annoy you etc. in them. The area is under 24-hour video surveillance. You will be caught and prosecuted.
(4) Do not use any items from the kitchen. If you are in need of a glass, plastic ones will be provided. If it is a necessity for you to use a kitchen utensil, Mop and Suzie may consider the availability of this item, and it may be possible for you to use. For disposal of plastic cups, please refer to Rule (3).
(5) The fridge is generally full of food. Do not remove it. Beer belongs in the esky that you should have brought.
(6) All alcoholic beverages that remain on the premises after the party will in turn become the property of Mop and Suzie.
(7) In the event that you have a “sleep over” at Mop and Suzie’s house, all mattresses, pillows, blankets, and all other bed attire, must be returned to where they belong. Eg. In the lounge or in the cupboard under the stairs.