The Mop and Suzie Guide to Lancelin

1. Ensure you have a Road Trip CD with lots of cheesy 80s songs to sing along to



2. Drink lots of champagne and orange juice in the car. Happy birthday cups optional.





3. Arrive at chosen accommodation. We recommend the units at the Lancelin Inn that sleep 6. Or 12 depending on how many people you know that like sharing a single bed/sleeping on a table/floor/shower. Decorate room to feel at home. Fight over who doesn't get the crappy top bunk. Laugh at Shendelle's streamer tying ability (that won't stay.... idiot).



4. Go to the 'oldies' pub. Create a makeshift party hat for random man using hat, stubby holder and sticky tape. Model hats for the camera.







5. Hitch-hike to the 'good' pub on the back of random stranger's (aka Frank) ute. Get pulled over by cops and almost get poor Frank a fine.



6. Put a few bets on at the TAB. Make friends with the local gamblers.



7. Meet group of guys on a buck's night. Tell them we are on a fishing mission. Decide that the words of the day are 'gnome' and 'idiot'



8. Win a bet that leads to member of buck's night crew buying a round. Write drink order on his arm.



9. Get up on stage.



10. Find a guy that found a pencilcase full of textas. Yes, A PENCILCASE FULL OF TEXTAS. GOLD, WE TELLS YA.



11. Use textas to decorate people.



12. Get pinned down and decorated ourselves.



13. Organise some sort of beach party. Firewood and matches recommended (our downfall).



14. Walk home, eat sausages and then sleep