Lancelinsheneanigans

It all started at 10am Sunday morning....

Ring Ring
Suzie: (cough) hello?
Shendelle: What are ya doing?
Suzie: Sleeping
Shendelle: What ya doing today and tonight?
Suzie: Sleeping...then maybe Freo or Playaz Ball...
Shendelle: Wanna go to Lanno?
Suzie: OK. Do you wanna ring the backpackers to see if they have
accommodation
Shendelle: Nah, if theres nowhere to stay we can just keep on driving till
we find somewhere
Suzie: No worries. I'll pick you up at 1?
Shendelle: Yep, see ya then mate, don't forget your Pirates Stubby
holder.

So...to Lancelin we went. 15 entertaining events:

1. Went to Ledge Point to see Ridgy
2. Met a REAL cowboy
3. Suz had heart palpitations and hugely increased heart rate (too much duromine?) and thought she was gonna die (I'll just have a bourbon....that'll fix it...)
4. Met a bloke that was wearing a hideous jumper made out of alpacas
5. Played stacks-on in a tent with a guy wearing a Vaginamite shirt.
6. Got half the pub drinking Sqauashed Frogs (and buying em for us hehe)
7. Invented a new game - Strip Memory (if you find matching cards you nominate someone to remove an item of clothing)
8. Met a bloke whose job is to put the stickers on the apples. THE STICKERS ON THE APPLES!
9. Went to Two Rocks and found two rocks (and saw King Neptune who strangely has bloodshot eyes...)
10. Ended up kinda stranded at a caravan park at the opposite end to Lancelin to where we were staying.
11. Rang Geoff and woke him up cos LOve Shack was playing at the pub woot
12. Shendelle doing flips over a guy who we were calling Ben but have no idea what his name actually was and landing on Suzie's bed and spilling Doritos everywhere.
13. Shendelle's extreme generosity - "you can have the queen bed Suz, I'll just have the single." She had decided that the single bed would be less 'musty'
14. Went to the bakery wearing Pyjamas cos the hotel people told us it was chec k out time and we had to leave in a hurry.
15. Being given the title, "Hottest Chicks in Lancelin" hehe