Mop and Suzie's theory on... skinny jeans

One thing that stands out in both our minds right now is the Supre ad on TV. It is not just the fact that we haven't like the majority of Supre clothing for a long time now (just seemed to have grown out of it or something?!), but also the fact that they are advertising skinny jeans.

WE HATE SKINNY JEANS.

Reason why we hate skinny jeans number 1:
What happens if you don't have skinny legs? You don't see anybody advertising fat leg jeans. Or fat arse jeans. No, it is just skinny leg jeans.

Reason why we hate skinny jeans number 2:
Skinny people don't even look good in them! It seems that no matter how anorexic or drug worn you are, skinny jeans give you the most unflattering figure. They make your arse look huge - now you can see the problem this causes when not so skinny people where them.

Reason why we hate skinny jeans number 3:
80s clothes were not even cool in the 80s, so why try and reinvent this most stupid fashion? We are suprised that the girls at Go Fug Yourself have not had more to say about this.

Reason why we hate skinny jeans number 4:
The 80s rock look also seems to have had its day. People try and pull off this rock look and they just seem to end up looking like some pyscho-crazy rich-girl gothic chick. We suggest wearing a dress or a skirt or other jeans instead.

Reason why we hate skinny jeans number 5:
Bootleg jeans were one of the best inventions ever for the fact that you can cover up your shoes. The Jerry Seinfeld look seems to be reappearing because people are wearing sneakers with their skinny leg jeans. Not Cool. The last time we encounted Jerry Seinfeld fashion was at a pub in Jindibyne by a seedy old male that was trying to crack onto us (well, Shendelle and Mop at least, Suz would have hated it too) which was really not cool.

Once again, if you didn't get the point: WE HATE SKINNY JEANS.