Words of Wisdom

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed, then I look into the glass and think about the workers in thewinery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they mightbe out of work and their dreams would be shattered.Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

--Jack Handy