The Mop and Suzie Guide to Lancelin

1. Ensure you have a Road Trip CD with lots of cheesy 80s songs to sing along to



2. Drink lots of champagne and orange juice in the car. Happy birthday cups optional.





3. Arrive at chosen accommodation. We recommend the units at the Lancelin Inn that sleep 6. Or 12 depending on how many people you know that like sharing a single bed/sleeping on a table/floor/shower. Decorate room to feel at home. Fight over who doesn't get the crappy top bunk. Laugh at Shendelle's streamer tying ability (that won't stay.... idiot).



4. Go to the 'oldies' pub. Create a makeshift party hat for random man using hat, stubby holder and sticky tape. Model hats for the camera.







5. Hitch-hike to the 'good' pub on the back of random stranger's (aka Frank) ute. Get pulled over by cops and almost get poor Frank a fine.



6. Put a few bets on at the TAB. Make friends with the local gamblers.



7. Meet group of guys on a buck's night. Tell them we are on a fishing mission. Decide that the words of the day are 'gnome' and 'idiot'



8. Win a bet that leads to member of buck's night crew buying a round. Write drink order on his arm.



9. Get up on stage.



10. Find a guy that found a pencilcase full of textas. Yes, A PENCILCASE FULL OF TEXTAS. GOLD, WE TELLS YA.



11. Use textas to decorate people.



12. Get pinned down and decorated ourselves.



13. Organise some sort of beach party. Firewood and matches recommended (our downfall).



14. Walk home, eat sausages and then sleep

Nobody likes you when you're 23...

So, the lovely Moppy has turned 23 and to celebrate, an outing to the Hip-e-Club was in order. We are quite proud to say that in the past few months we have managed to win/scam/extort the Hip-e of over $500 worth of alcohol. This is inclusive of champagne, beer and illegitimate bar cards (amazing how easily $30 can be slightly manipulated to appear as $80).

Sadly, our run of good fortune at the bar has come to an end. Not only did our $30/$80 bar card get REJECTED, but we had to PAY for the shooters we had already consumed. Surely, the devasation of this is understandable. The Hip-e-Club is renowned for being a cheap night out and this incident dispells this theory.

The incident went something like this...

Bar wench: You've changed this.... bar card

Mop: Yeah *rolls eyes*

Bar wench: You have to pay for those drinks.

Mop: Can't we have the $30?? *gives bar wench an are-you-stupid look*

Bar wench: No

Mop: Fuck... do you have any money Suz?

We have decided that the rejection could be attributed to the kind message displayed across Mop's chest. We obviously got her name wrong. Apparently bitch and wench have different implied meanings....

And we leave you with a crap excuse for a joke
Mop: What do you get when you cross a something with a something?
Suz: I don;t know. What is the answer?
Mop: Hmmm.... what is the answer?
Suz: A nothing? Or a something else?
Mop: No, that's just stupid. Nobody really knows...

Happy Birthday Mr Ben-President.. Happy Birthay to You...

How sad. I just realised that we have posted 3 things on this blog this year. Three! It's quite devastating really, considering how super fantastic (geez can tell I'm bias!) was this time last year. Anyways, as promised, pics from dearest Ben's 22nd Birthday party at Clancy's Fish Pub a couple of weeks ago.. Happy Birthday babes, we luv ya xxx



The Birthday Boy himself. Wearing a fantastic shower cap, best present ever, from Amy, Mop, Shendelle and Charlotte.



Amy, Neville and another little playdough surprise...



Orr Shannon... drinking a glass of milk after having the bright idea of eating a whole raw chilli.



Two classy girls before they became unclassy a little later... Mop and Jeannie at the Elephant, gotta love that place



Charlotte and our randoms (Jason and Daniel)from the Elephant for the night... What was his name again Char, I forgot!! ...hee just jokes :)

PS. Char you are lucky I didn't put the other one of you on here lol you dirty doag



The girls get latched onto by a literally red man



This one's not actually from Ben's birthday. Thought it needed to be added in though seeing as though I had no Zoolander snaps from the night, and it's sooo hideous!... Tee hee hee... catch y'all later!