Step-by-step guide to Christmas Tree Erection (teehee)

4:45 - Go to Cheapo shop. Suggestions include Red Dot or Cost Plus.

4:46 - Buy Pop-up Christmas Tree.

5:18 - Arrive home from shops. Decide where to put Christmas Tree.

5:19 - Put up Pop-up Christmas Tree. Decorate using fairy lights.

5:20 - Admire Christmas Tree. Have a drink to recover from the hard work associated with putting up the tree.

There was a young lady who lived in her shoes...

Seeing as it is now Spring, we decided to do a bit of spring cleaning. The problem with spring cleaning is not only the cleaning bit, but the chucking out bit. Every now and again a girl gets to the point where she can fit no more clothes or shoes in the room. We have already overflowed into the spare room and decided that today would be the day to do some "Spring Chucking"

Mop the procrastinator?

Just thought that I would tell the entire world...

I am no longer a procrastinator!

After four very long years of studying (five if you count the first 3 weeks in the first year), I have now finished my last exam and have made my way out into the real world as a uni graduate...

Question is... what to do now?????? hmmmmmmm.......

Time to Partay(v.)

At Shendelle's request we are letting you know that there will be pizza and drinks at her house on Saturday (12th) from 6pm to celebrate Kylie's birthday and Amy's visit from Broome. We will be heading to Northbridge afterwards. If you want to stalk Shendelle let us know and we will give you her address :p

Mop's Subjective-Sporadic-Exclusivity

Everybody seems to be asking me lately, how do you define a relationship, when apparently you are not in one? For those of you who are not aware, I think I have come across the new way of dating – I have actually found a way of having all the benefits of being in a relationship, without classically having to be in one.

The five rules of the new-age subjective-sporadic-exclusivity:

1. There can be no labels.
2. When you are together, you are together – there is no picking up other people when in each others company.
3. Do not get pissed off, green-eyed, or become clingy... ever.
4. Picking up is allowed under the following conditions:
a) Essential use of a condom because nobody likes diseases.
b) Under absolutely no circumstances does the other person wish to hear or know about it, unless they ask for details.
c) There must be no evidence of the one night stand.
5. The other must attend all outings, birthdays, balls, events etc if required (and available).

This may possibly be the best non-relationship I've ever had.